![]() Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian may be well and truly over. The couple broke their engagement earlier this year, and while it looks like Rob's new relationship was fake. You know who doesn't get enough recognition? There's a Wives Day, a Girlfriends Day, a Mother's Day, a Woman's Day, but none of these represent the wonderful person who puts up with you day by day, your boyfriend. Alright, so we know they're not a total piece of cake to live with, but who is. ![]() Kylie & Tyga at Bordeaux Airport in France today! — Kylie Jenner (@JyliesQueen) They denied they were in a relationship, and Tyga went on the record to say that Kylie is a 'beautiful young woman' whose 'maturity and mentality is different than a lot of people.' He continuted: 'I'm not dating Kylie, I just want to get that out of the way. I want to be clear to everybody that I didn't leave my family to be with Kylie. That's ridiculous. Me and [Blac] Chyna, we broke up almost close to a year [ago] now, because of the decision we made, and things in our relationship that weren't going right, [so we] decided to split to raise an emotionally stable kid.' He added that the media 'didn't really care about me until they figured out that I live next door to Kim [Kardashian] and Kanye [West]But I've been friends with them before I even met Chyna. I was friends with Scott [Disick], her family for years, so me hanging out with them was nothing new. People just want to make a story out of it.' 15,919 Taylor Swift. John Salangsang/Invision/AP • No one is sure who Taylor Swift's new song 'Gorgeous' is supposed to be about. • On it's surface, it's about how her boyfriend Joe Alwyn is hotter than Tom Hiddleston. ![]() ![]() • But the character details don't add up. • There are theories that Swift was secretly crushing on Alwyn while dating Calvin Harris last year. • Or maybe she's still obsessed with Hiddleston. Seems to be about her boyfriend Joe Alwyn. It's about a beautiful person, after all, so that would make sense. But things don't add up. As BuzzFeed points out, the timelines and details in don't quite dovetail with what we know about Swift and Alwyn's relationship. Is Hiddleston the 'boyfriend' of the song? The song, in summary, is about the narrator seeing a really hot person and thinking about how hot they are. However, the narrator has a boyfriend ('I got a boyfriend, he's older than us / He's in the club doing I don't know what'), so the narrator can't do anything with the hot person and wallows in loneliness and envy instead ('There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have / Guess I'll just stumble on home to my cats/Alone'). Tom Hiddleston. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard The narrator in this story, theorists would agree, is Swift. The hot person is Alwyn. And the boyfriend is likely Tom Hiddleston, who Swift was dating before Alwyn. Hmm, what if it's Calvin Harris? Swift writes that her current boyfriend was 'in the club doing I don't know what.' Hiddleston isn't really known for being 'in the club.' He can dance, sure — — but he has a generally more studious reputation. A 'club' lyric would more likely refer to her previous boyfriend, Calvin Harris, who is a well-known DJ. Both Harris and Hiddleston fulfill the 'older than us' criteria of the lyric. Harris is 33 and Hiddleston is 36; Swift is 27 and Alwyn is 26. But hold on — if the 'boyfriend' of the song is Harris, then that would mean Swift is saying she met Alwyn while she was still dating Harris. Calvin Harris. Frazer Harrison/Getty Images That contradicts all public evidence. The earliest likely date that Swift and Alwyn started dating is October 2016, which was months after Swift and Hiddleston broke up, and much after she and Harris split up, too. Anyway, why even date Hiddleston if she thought Alwyn was the hottest guy in the land? Let's look at this another way: How we do know that Alwyn is the hot person in the song's lyrics anyway? The only physical attributes Swift gives us is that they're hot and have 'ocean blue eyes.' Alwyn, Hiddleston, and Harris all have blue eyes, so that doesn't help. Wait a second — Taylor Swift has blue eyes, too. Is the song really about her? Is the whole thing about how she's still obsessed with Tom Hiddleston? Okay, fine, so the song is probably not about Swift. But what if the song is about Swift meeting Hiddleston? Hiddleston, in this theory, is the gorgeous guy. Harris is the person who she was dating when she met him. Yes, that seems to work. Does Swift think Alwyn is attractive enough to be cryptically referred to in this song? John Salangsang/Invision/AP; Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images But then there's that age thing again. Harris can't be 'older than us' if 'us' refers to Swift and Harris; Hiddleston is actually three years older than Harris. Also, why would Swift release a song about Hiddleston being hot while she's dating Alwyn? So it's a mystery.
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